watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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