i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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