is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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