problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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