I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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