its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
