I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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