I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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