There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
