So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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