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(607): View more from New York

You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?

(405): View more from Oklahoma

No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.

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(224): View more from Illinois

he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"

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(703): View more from Virginia

If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere

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(916): View more from California

We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate

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(720): View more from Colorado

Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine

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(586): View more from Michigan

Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.

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(206): View more from Washington

Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?

(1-206): View more from Washington

That was me Mom...

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