So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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