he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
