When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she peed on how many people?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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