I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
someone threw a dead crab at me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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