He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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