Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The beer is more important than you right now.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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