ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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