I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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