Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
