mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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