Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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