So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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