dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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