my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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