theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize