everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
It's rum buckets o'clock
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
