I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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