But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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