What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
no you cant smoke seaweed
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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