She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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