he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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