Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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