You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
