I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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