Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
