You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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