Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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