Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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