Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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