I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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