We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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