Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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