When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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