worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
