if you like me you must not know who I am
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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