my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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