2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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