awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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