Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
