; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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