love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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